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*gag* Knock It Off, Dogs!

October 9, 2010

OMFG.

If I can stop gagging long enough to post this, that will be bonus.

I have 2 female dogs.  Super cute.  Well, except for now.

Old, fat girl is 11 years old.  She is a maltese.

Young, skinny girl is 10 months old.  She is a malchi (maltese-chihuahua mix).

Old girl is fixed.  She had 2 litters of puppies in her lifetime and to prevent cancers, we had her fixed with her most recent c-section.  (Yes, dogs can have c-sections, too).  She lays around and is unannoying and lazy.  She is spoiled and the boss in many aspects of her life.

Young girl is in her very first heat cycle.  I will try to spare the details, but main thing is that she is confused and “looking for love”.  *gag* 

Old girl is also now confused, having never before been around a female in heat.

Young girl wants old girl to help her figure things out, whether it be cleansing rituals or mounting…. *gag*

Old girl wants to help young girl figure things out, whether it be cleansing rituals or mounting…. *gag*

I have nothing against homosexuals.  I do seem to have a sensitive gag reflex when faced with heterosexual females trying to be homosexuals for a few weeks of the year, putting on a porn-show attempt all day, every day, in every main room of the house.

*gag*

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